Christians are straight up FREAKS
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I met the friendliest cop last night
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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