i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
handjob tips. give me some.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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