oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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