I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
