he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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