I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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