Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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