you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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