you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You should frame my arrest warrant.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
