i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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