Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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