I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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