the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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