Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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