have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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