barbara walters just said penis...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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