i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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