fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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