Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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