she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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