:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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