he shaved USA in his pubs
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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