She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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