I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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