My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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