Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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