are you still at the devil's house?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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