His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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