You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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