Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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