i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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