But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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