At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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