She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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