normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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