did you get engaged???
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize