I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
