overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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