If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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