I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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