I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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