So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
smell my finger.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
