Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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