let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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