I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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