wakey wakey hands off snakey
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's shark week go big or go home
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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