She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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