One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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