i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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