You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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