hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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