Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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