at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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